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July 26, 2010

July 26, 2010

Word of the Day: impedimenta: (noun) Baggage or other things that retard one’s progress.

Fact of the Day: From a complete stop, a human is capable of outrunning a Formula One Racecar for about 30 feet

Joke of the Day: A man and his wife, now in their 60’s, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a very special wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands. The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger…Whoosh…immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!

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Quote of the Day: An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.

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